simply Red – looking for Gingers.

Hold up folks – this is a serious blog for a very dear friend. Anyone out there can help her find her lost brothers and sisters? My mate Mills is a mad ginger but very sensitive about life and in particular her father has just had a heart transplant and confessed to her that it is not eleven children that he has sired – it is SEVENTEEN.

The children that she does know of – all have ginger hair – she has met five of them. The ones he has spoken about were twin boys – in Somerset….He never met them, then he made another lady pregnant with another set of twin boys – one died. On his first marriage, he had a baby girl called Angie, to his wife (Marie), he also made her sister pregnant – both at the same time. He did a runner on both of them and moved to Somerset and had to leave there because he was spreading his seed again.

After another couple of babies – somewhere in the UK – he moved to Nuneaton (Warwickshire) In total we think he has had six wives and numerous one night stands, resulting in more babies. What our Mills (Hayley Stella Brown) (Ginger), is desperate to find her brothers and sisters – what we are curious about is are they all ginger? and what on earth were all these women thinking about – sleeping with a Ginger.

Apparently his pitch was – that he bought a load of cheap silver rings and told the ladies that each ring was from his late grandmother – they fell for it every time.

Seriously now – stop laughing, I told you this is important! Please – if anyone knows of any Gingers aged between 30 – 45 ish, who have never met their father and are curious as – to the randy 57 year old gits whereabouts, please contact us.

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