Breaking news – coke submarine busted off Mexico.

Dateline July 19 2008.
US intelligence aided the Mexican government to track down a small submarine carrying 5.8 tonnes of cocaine. This is proof that the drug cartels will stop at nothing to import charly into the states. The above video tells the official story of the lengths that the barons will go to in order to spread their deadly cargo.

Unofficially it has been revealed that the cartel came up with the idea whilst watching an old Beatles classic film based on LSD – it was called – The yellow submarine!
Reports of over 4000 killed in the recent coke wars may result in crisis for cola shares.

Sales in Budweiser are expected to increase.