simply Red – looking for Gingers.

Hold up folks – this is a serious blog for a very dear friend. Anyone out there can help her find her lost brothers and sisters? My mate Mills is a mad ginger but very sensitive about life and in particular her father has just had a heart transplant and confessed to her that it is not eleven children that he has sired – it is SEVENTEEN.

The children that she does know of – all have ginger hair – she has met five of them. The ones he has spoken about were twin boys – in Somerset….He never met them, then he made another lady pregnant with another set of twin boys – one died. On his first marriage, he had a baby girl called Angie, to his wife (Marie), he also made her sister pregnant – both at the same time. He did a runner on both of them and moved to Somerset and had to leave there because he was spreading his seed again.

After another couple of babies – somewhere in the UK – he moved to Nuneaton (Warwickshire) In total we think he has had six wives and numerous one night stands, resulting in more babies. What our Mills (Hayley Stella Brown) (Ginger), is desperate to find her brothers and sisters – what we are curious about is are they all ginger? and what on earth were all these women thinking about – sleeping with a Ginger.

Apparently his pitch was – that he bought a load of cheap silver rings and told the ladies that each ring was from his late grandmother – they fell for it every time.

Seriously now – stop laughing, I told you this is important! Please – if anyone knows of any Gingers aged between 30 – 45 ish, who have never met their father and are curious as – to the randy 57 year old gits whereabouts, please contact us.

50cent got it all wrong?

Sorry folks we are a bit hungover today, after Saturday night celebrations over the publication of our new site – www.myvzine.com – wow whata plug!

Anyway, when all the revelry died down, the inevitable conversation in the smoke filled bar, turned to music. One of our guys remarked about the lip syncing contest being held by 50cent, accessible through our freeweb site.

Now as we all love 50cent – he is legend in the rap world – but either he, or his promoters, have lost sight of the real meaning to lip syncing. All entries so far have been by stupid people (miming) to his songs – not lip syncing.

Hey 50cent – we think you are great but we spit in your eye with the video above. It was made a while back, before IVS was ever thought of, as part of the Definitive video jockeys guide. Forget about the fireworks intro and the guy talking at the end. It is a lesson in real lip syncing – how to time words in music to moving cartoon characters. This cool video features one of the greatest rap stars – Fort Minor.

In keeping with our promise to spread the word in all languages (Gert Sodin), we shall repeat this blog in German, Spanish, French, Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Dutch, Arabic, Russian, Portuguese and Greek. We do hope the interpretation from Google is correct.